HAY GUISE.

That new Green Hornet movie? You may have seen The Unmentionable One cavorting around mixing himself Red-Eyes and pulling these creepy faces that literally make me want to punch him?

(For the record I'm not sure why my reaction is this viscerally angry. I just--want to destroy his face every time he appears on any screen anywhere. KILL ( Read more... )

GOOD LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND MONSTROUS ALIEN MISCREANTS OF LIVEJOURNAL, I NEED YOUR HELP.

I am trying to find all the funny and/or teen Halloween/monster movies!

( I have these so far. )

Okay, I really should be working, but this is the most awesome thing EVER in the history of EVER for so very many reasons.

Yes, it's crossposted, shh.

Tagged because it involves all that social media stuff the kids are into these days.

Today is the fifteenth anniversary of the US movie theater release of Mortal Kombat.

I remember this vividly, because it was the first Pg-13 movie I ever saw on my own, and the first movie I ever snuck into for a repeat.

That was pretty much the best summer of my life, honestly.

So, uh.

This movie. Does anyone know if it contains the Terrible Thing?

It. It should really be self-evident why I need to know this and why I NEED TO WATCH THIS FILM NOW LIKE RIGHT NOW.

Homework, what is that? What GPA? Who needs to eat when I could be watching this movie?

ETA: Oh, god; Keith David's in it, too. My fate? Sealed.

YOU GUYS.

Rawson Thurber (scriptwriter, Dodgeball) JUST FINISHED the first full draft OF THE ELFQUEST MOVIE like, five days ago.

The editor in chief and co-writer of the book says so.

May actually not be vaporware.

Oh. My. God. <3 ( Read more... )

And his eyes could look right down into the bottom of you
The only light was on him
We were in the dark
Trapped
WE WERE IN THE DARK

Zombieland is nothing less than a horror film IN JHETIVISION.

Whatever it was, it was magic

BETTER TITS NEXT TIME, PLS.

Okay, now that we've got that out of the way.

Yessssssssssssss do go see it, do. The ending is for the lulz but mmm, the journey there.

*Bellows off-key alongside* BUT I'VE GOT YOU! UNDER MY SKIN.

What stress? To what are you referring.

I'm good, me. <3